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Posts, mails, newspaper concepts and the small stuff, written for clients. Plus 27 cold mails to brands we’d like to write for.

written for a reply, not for approval.

Worked with

Brands that said yes.

four so far. the pen’s still writing.

← finally, a stranger’s house your mom approves of.← a thekedaar builds. so do they. we did the words.← very private. this is all we’re allowed to say.← the only graph on this site. it’s going up.

Two of them in full: SELEQT’s programme for doctors and Lakhani’s paper for Rajula.

Agvelio
Home food experiences: dine-in evenings at local cooks’ homes.
House of Thekkedaar
A new-gen conglomerate, building new ideas from scratch.
SELEQT
Private wealth.
Lakhani Investment
An investment company.

LinkedIn

Posts that sound like the person.

6 posts · written for SELEQT Wealth

ghostwritten. the credit is theirs.

Mails for clients

One programme, twelve doors.

12 mails · SELEQT’s Investment Awareness Programme 2026, written for hospitals in Ahmedabad and Surat

same offer. different way in.

Newspaper

A money paper for a town.

1 concept · Lakhani Investment · Rajula and the towns around it · in progress

the drawing isn’t done. the thinking is.

Lakhani Investment · RajulaConcept · fortnightly · free with the paper

A single sheet that goes out with the local paper, every fifteen days.

પંદર દિવસે એકવાર · સૌના માટે · મફત

Pandar divase ekvaar · Sau na mate · Muft — once a fortnight, for everyone, free

Full colour, printed both sides, free with the local paper in Rajula and the towns around it.

It is about money, but it isn’t a finance page in the way people expect one. No tips, no targets, no charts nobody understands. It is written the way people in Saurashtra actually talk: casually, plainly, with jokes in it.

The purpose is simple. We want money to become an ordinary thing to talk about in town. Not something you only discuss when you’re worried, or only with the one relative who “knows about these things”. The goal is that a fortnight after each issue, somebody somewhere in Rajula is arguing about something they read in it.

It is for everyone. A farmer, a shopkeeper, a college student, a grandmother, a child. Nothing in it assumes you already know anything.

The name — three options

  1. પૈસાની પરબ

    Paisa ni Parab · the water-stall for money

    A parab sits by the roadside and gives water to anyone who passes. No one asks who you are. No one expects anything back.

  2. બે ઘડી પૈસાની

    Be Ghadi Paisa ni · two moments on money

    For the person who says they don’t have time for this sort of thing. Two moments, that’s all we’re asking for.

  3. પૈસાની પ્રસાદી

    Paisa ni Prasadi · money’s prasad

    Something given freely, to everybody, without being asked for.

What’s inside — six sections

  1. પંદર દિવસ, પાંચ વાત

    Fifteen days, five things

    The money news of the fortnight, cut down to the few things that touch a household here: gold and silver, crop prices, bank and post office interest, schemes with deadlines. Each one followed by the only question that matters: so what does this mean for me?

  2. ખિસ્સાની વાત

    Pocket talk

    One subject per issue, explained properly from the beginning. Gold sitting idle in the cupboard. What an insurance policy really is, and isn’t. Money lent to a relative at interest. Never to impress anybody: to leave the reader thinking, oh, is that all it was?

  3. ચેતજો!

    Watch out!

    One scam per issue, told as a story about a person, because that’s how people remember things. The fake trading app. The group with the guaranteed tip. The society promising twenty-four percent. In towns like ours nobody warns anyone until after the money is gone.

  4. પૈસાનો કોયડો

    The money puzzle

    A small puzzle with the answer printed upside-down in the corner. Who saved better, the man who started small at twenty-five or the man who saved three times as much at forty? People solve it over tea and then argue about it. That’s the point.

  5. ઘર આખાનું પાનું

    The whole household’s page

    Small boxes, a few lines each: something for the children, the young ones, whoever runs the house, and the elders. Nobody in the family picks up the sheet and finds nothing addressed to them.

  6. ચંદુ કાકા

    Chandukaka · held back for now

    A cartoon uncle along the bottom who makes every money decision wrong, with complete confidence, while his wife watches and is always right. A character like that only works if it’s properly built, so he waits for a real illustrator.

And one more thing

  1. તમે પૂછો

    Tame Puchho · you ask

    A box with a QR code that opens a chat. You don’t type anything, you record a voice note with your question and send it. We answer in the next issue. The typing is the reason most people never ask; take the typing away and a lot more people will.

The only line of marketing on the sheet

રાજુલાના ઘર ઘર સુધી — Lakhani Investment તરફથી

To every home in Rajula — from Lakhani Investment

No offers, no photographs, no promises about returns, no “call now”. The sheet is the whole argument. The moment there’s a sales box on the page, every other section starts reading like bait, and then it isn’t a parab any more. It’s an advertisement.

Small pieces

The short stuff.

3 pieces · SELEQT Wealth and Lakhani Investment

fewer words. more drafts.

Business page · SELEQT Wealth

Private wealth for Indian, NRI and globally connected families.

Most families of means aren’t underserved. They’re over-advised: one relationship for investments, another for tax, a third for insurance, a fourth for the will. None accountable for the whole. We take that accountability. Investments, cross-border tax structuring, insurance, succession and estate planning, built as one architecture, owned by one team. 100% relationship led. Protected, optimised, built to last generations.

The other version

Wealth that crosses borders creates complexity: multiple jurisdictions, multiple tax regimes, multiple advisers, no one holding the full picture. We hold it. Investments, cross-border tax structuring, insurance and risk, estate and succession planning, delivered as one mandate, not four disconnected opinions. 100% relationship led. You speak to the people who make the decisions and know your family, not just your file.

Bag copy · Lakhani Investment · Gujarati

Two lines on a bag, in the language they’re read in.

  • રોકાણ ફાફડા.
    વીમો જલેબી.
    દશેરાએ એકલું કોણ ખાય?

    Investment is fafda. Insurance is jalebi. Who eats one without the other on Dussehra?

  • રોકાણ ખીચડી.
    વીમો કઢી.
    ગુજરાતી ઘરમાં બંને સાથે જ પીરસાય.

    Investment is khichdi. Insurance is kadhi. In a Gujarati home they’re served together.

  • રોકાણ લાંબી મુસાફરી છે.
    વીમો સાથેનાં થેપલાં છે.
    ગુજરાતી તૈયારી વગર નીકળે જ નહીં.

    Investing is a long journey. Insurance is the thepla you pack. No Gujarati leaves without preparing.

  • રોકાણ એક દાંડિયો.
    વીમો બીજો.
    એકલા દાંડિયે રાસ ન રમાય.

    Investment is one dandiya stick. Insurance is the other. You can’t play raas with one.

  • રોકાણ એટલે લાભ.
    વીમો એટલે શુભ.
    શુભ-લાભ હવે બારણે જ નહીં, ખાતામાં પણ.

    Investment is laabh. Insurance is shubh. Shubh-laabh belongs in the account too, not just on the door.

  • રોકાણ સોનું વધારે.
    વીમો તિજોરીનું તાળું.
    સોનું હોય ને તાળું ન હોય તો?

    Investment grows the gold. Insurance is the lock on the safe. Gold with no lock, then what?

  • પૈસા કમાવા એ શરૂઆત છે.
    સાચો સફર ત્યાર પછી શરૂ થાય છે.

    Earning money is the beginning. The real journey starts after that.

  • સંપત્તિ બનાવવી એક ભાગ છે.
    તેને સુરક્ષિત રાખવી આખી વાત છે.

    Building wealth is one part. Keeping it safe is the whole thing.

44 lines written for the bags. Eight of them here.

LinkedIn message · sent from the founder’s account, SELEQT Wealth

Hi, this is just a 9-second read.

I’m Ishit, Founder of Seleqt Wealth. We’re starting something called the Ahmedabad Financial Awareness Initiative 2026. The idea is very simple (simpler than taking a Dolo 650 when you’re sick): We understand that doctors often face certain financial challenges that aren’t talked about enough. So, as a financial services company that believes in community impact and social service, we want to conduct an Investment Awareness Program (IAP) specifically for doctors. And no — we don’t want anything in return :) Would love to tell you more if this sounds interesting.

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